Turbulent Innuendo
Thursday, March 31, 2005
 
TEH THREE QUIZ

Surveys are fun for bored people, like meself.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Richie
2. Arthur
3. Archie

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. richiefrancis77
2. talekeeper
3. ... that's it.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. (slowly) Improving drawing abilities.
2. Mellowness.
3. Lankyness (it's fun to be skinny!)

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Lack of common sense.
2. Mellowness.
3. Laziness/procrastinationess

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Bigass dogs.
2. Blood.
3. THE RING.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Internet
2. Pencil and eraser.
3. Music

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Glasses
2. Pants (thank God.)
3. Headphones...?

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists (at the moment)):
1. Modest Mouse
2. Outkast
3. The Arcade Fire

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Doin' The Cockroach by Modest Mouse
2. Holiday by Green Day
3. Lounge by Modest Mouse

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. SEX.... ... or at the very least going out with *insert female name here*.
2. Drums? Sure.
3. Writing, for a change.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. She'd have to be smart.
2. She'd have to be friendly.
3. She'd have to be... um... somewhatly hawt.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I'm tired.
2. I'm hungry.
3. I'M THE SPIRIT OF BARRY WHITE IN THE BODY OF A SEX CHANGED WHITE WOMAN NAMED JIMBA.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Long hair?
2. Aerodynamically curvacious.
3. Asian? XD

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Act sane for more than 5 minutes.
2. Snap.
3. Look NORMAL in a picture.

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1. Draw.
2. Play the clarifiddle. And sexyphone. And bass.
3. Own your ass in Soul Calibur. (roar)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing.
2. Video Games.
3. Writing.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Buy a PSP.
2. Go to sleep.
3. NOT go to school tomorrah.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Artist?
2. History buff?
3. Pimp?

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan would be AWESOME.
2. So would NEW YORK.
3. As well as FRANCE? ENGLAND? ANY WESTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY?

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Slave #7.
2. Boy/Girl.
3. Get Me A Damn Beer.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Raise a fambily.
2. Make it big in music/art/literature communities.
3. Learn how to snap.

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Marc
2. Kelly
3. Stefan/Dom/Marc

~mEh~
 
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
 
*RESTLESS*

Can't stop moving... I've gotten up from me chair, paced around my room a couple of times, and sat back down so many times... agh. Hyper? Not really. More like... awaiting something more exceiting. Because I'm bored out of my skull. Maybe. Possibly. Blah.

- Spring break come and past. What'd I do... Civil War thing in Bentonville with Marc an Brian an Eric was pretty cool, marc needs to marry that hat. DDR party at Jon's was interesting... and I got to see the Incredibles again (squee!) Drew a lot, slept a lot, got around 50 extra hours in on Final Fantasy, blah blah. Typical geekiness.

- Speaking of geekiness, they're finally translating Fire Emblem 5. For the SNES. Which is like 7 years old. RAPTURE.

Okay, glad I got that out.

- Uhh... QoH is coming up. Another dance. Whee. Prom will prolly turn out to have been more fun, I expect, because at least you could move around and do stuff during prom. QoH is usually like some gigantic mosh pit, cramming 1k people into the gym... OH WAIT. WE HAVE NO GYM. GASP.

Haha.

That's all.

~mEh~

RANDOM EXTRANESS:

quote
Arthur, Pfeiffer University is a distinctly different place for you to pursue a degree.

For one thing, our president wears spandex— and gets applauded for it.
endquote

Them college emails are getting wierd.

~mEh~
-agAin-
 
Saturday, March 26, 2005
 
SONG OF NOW!

Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pausing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way

Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch
A bitch is a bitch, just a bitch


~ Outkast, Roses

The Love Below is funny as hell...
 
Thursday, March 24, 2005
 
SONG OF NOW

Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been,
Lives in a dream.
Waits at the window, wearing a face she keeps in a jar by the door,
Who is it for?
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
Father McKenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no-one will hear,
No-one comes near
Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there,
What does he care?
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name.
Nobody came.
Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave.
No-one was saved.
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?


~ The Beatles, Eleanor Rigby
 
 
*FUNERAL SERVICE*

For the pod.

BUT WE CAN REBUILD IT.

WE CAN MAKE IT STRONGER.

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY...

(and the download sites)

... TO DO IT.

~mEH~
 
Thursday, March 17, 2005
 
THE INCREDIBLES

Holy mother of all that is superfugginawesome, this movie is nigh perfect. I haven't even watched the whole thing yet, just kept rewatching parts of it over and over again that I thought were totally badass. The animation... wow. 3D animation has come a hell of a long way since Toy Story. Pixar could have probably made this look totally realistic with the technology that they were running, but the cartoony/3D style works perfectly for it. Explosions, lighting effects, fire, lava, super powers, even the fuggin' hair looks and acts in perfect tandem with everything else (Violet's hair in particular is pretty damn cool.) And, to top it all off, it's a movie about and idolizing old school superheroes like the Fantastic Four and Sliver Surfer and the Flash and blah blah blah yadda yoodah. I could go on for hours but gah... just do yourself a favor, and go watch it if you haven't yet.

~mEh~
 
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
 
RUNNING ON EMPTY

Not so much depressed as thinking far too much.

~ The Fiery Furnaces album is... interesting. Pretty trippy. It's a brother-sister band, and their lyrics are certainly diverse, if not absolutlely rediculous. But tis fun to listen to their random blatherings... and theyre all over 5 minutes long, which be interesting too. Feh. In other music news, I'm looking for, of all things, old school funk albums. James Brown, Jackson 5, The Temptations, and the like. So if ye have any, or if you wish to suggest any, feel free to do so.

~ Dunno why theyre making us register for classes online, and then making us print out the handout and then turn it in... isn't that essentially the same thing, but with an extra step? Pretty cool that they have your transcript and everything up and ready to go on there. But just thinking about next year being the last year before we're outta here is just depressing all on it's own... and considering that I have no idea whatsoever what I wants to do after high school and college even, it raises the "hmm" factor a bit.

~ Soccer was fun, blah blah, got to meet Patrick's friends from over yonder in North Dakota... same 'ol, same 'ol.

~ Band sho nuff was interesting on Monday. Yup.

That'll do.

~mEh~
 
 
SONG OF NOW

Tea time at Damascus computer cafe
I'm looking busy and staring off the other way
Leverkusen, Juventus and Leeds vs. Valencia
I'm over-hearing all their nonsense in extensia

They're talking too tough for me to inspect
So I have a smell who seems the best to connect
I pick my clique and set to go to work
But the only thing they care about is to whom to play the Turks

So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself, cause I got there too late

I traded an expired credit card for two cupfulls of water
They had a dirty Beany Baby, so for good luck I bought her
I rented a Hyundai with two flats and no windshield
No speedometer and a handbrake that squealed

When the sun came up I couldn't put down the visor
So I put on my hat and put a question to my advisor
Whose trucks are those that parked up by the town?
But he only would mumble with his eyes pointed down

So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself, cause I got there too late

My boss, the head of sales for Western Asia
Said you'll get fired if your opposite from Nokia plays ya
If he beats you for the battle of hearts and minds
Tell em we use pig by-products in our designs

When I saw my rival's smile didn't get diminished
No one had to tell me I knew that we were Finnished
You boys from Ericsson better get in the back seat
Cause your phones are getting stoned over on that Straight Street

So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself, cause I got there too late

So I went to Georgia looking at spas and convents
Tried to make myself the broker for selling off the contents
At the big change clinic my friends said don't be a cynic
You should work in Baku this is what'cha gotta do

Call a contact in Texas talk to them in their Lexus
On their hands-free device and don't seem too nice
But in my tele-conference with Houston
They told me I wasn't any use to them

So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself, cause I got there too late

Tea time at Damascus computer cafe
I'm looking busy and staring off the other way
While Arsenal, Inter and Madrid vs. Valencia
I'm over-hearing all their nonsense in extensia

They're talking too tough for me to inspect
So I have a smell who seems the best to connect
I pick my clique and set to go to work
But the only thing they care about is to whom to play the Turks

So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself, cause I got there too late


~ The Fiery Furnaces, Straight Street
 
Thursday, March 10, 2005
 
...



That is all.

~mEh~
 
Thursday, March 03, 2005
 
SURVEY

Haven't taken one of these in a while. Eh. Take all 100 of these, and bolden what is true about you...

---

01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video games.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch them with my father.
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colours on their backs.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like J. Bush.
15. People are cool.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really really smart.
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. I have a secret.
23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food.
28. I would hate to be famous.
29. I am not a morning person.
30. I wear glasses.
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses.
32. I have potential.
33. I'm pure Japanese.
34. My legs are two different sizes.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra.
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually.
43. I love pop music.
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight.
45. I hate parking fines.
46. I know national anthem of my country by heart.
47. I know more than two languages.
48. I spend too much time on the computer.
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window.
50. I live on a ground floor.
51. I don't like chocolate.
52. I'd like to be more original.
53. I've lied.
54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55. I want to conquer the world.
56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter.
58. Eat your dog!
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate chemistry with a passion.
61. I love to write.
62. I like changes.
63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65. I hate dish washing.
66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly.
67. My nails are nine inch long.
68. My favorite color is black.
69. I like to sleep on the floor.
70. I am hopeless at cooking.
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this.
73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN.
74. I hate government.
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
76. I'm too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read.
78. I don't trust newspapers.
79. I like debating.
80. I live in a vagon.
81. I clean my room once a month.
82. I'm scared of american fast food.
83. I have a third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don't trust any religion.
86. I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it.
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
88. I like listening to wind chimes.
89. I'm very disorganized.
90. My hair is long and straight.
91. I earn a lot.
92. I don't like spicy food.
93. I keep a diary/journal/blog.
94. I can't do cartwheels.
95. I am very lazy.
96. I'm sarcastic.

97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very sensitive.
99. I love being "ab-normal."
100. My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue.

---

Iunno what the point of that was... fun time waster though.

Something for us gamer geeks to laugh at.

~mEh~
 
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
 
SONG OF NOW

Haiti, mon pays,
wounded mother I’ll never see.
Ma famille set me free.
Throw my ashes into the sea.

Mes cousins jamais nes
hantent les nuits de Duvalier.
Rien n’arrete nos espirits.
Guns can’t kill what soldiers can’t see.

In the forest we are hiding,
unmarked graves where flowers grow.
Hear the soldiers angry yelling,
in the river we will go.

Tous les morts-nes forment une armee,
soon we will reclaim the earth.
All the tears and all the bodies
bring about our second birth.

Haiti, never free,
n’aie pas peur de sonner l’alarme.
Tes enfants sont partis,
in those days their blood was still warm.


~ The Arcade Fire, Haiti (more French songs... Marc has poisoned me)

Speaking of The Arcade Fire, their live shows are intense as hell. Jesus...

What's with indy bands and stomping about while playing... eh.

~mEh~
 
 
NOSTALGIA!

*spasm*

It's like... a trip back to the 80's. To the days of David the Gnome and Fraggle Rock and crappy commercials like for the Power Glove (I've always wanted one of those...) Perfect site for if you're bored.

Um, yeah, that's about it. That had to be shared.

~mEh~
 
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