RICHIE'S DICTIONARY

LIFE
Religious Definition : Part 1 of 2 in order to get to Heaven
Angsty Definition : A bitch
Slap Happy Definition : The greatest thing that you shall recieve
Richie Definition : Sometimes is tough, sometimes its great... just roll with it.

MONEY
Religious Definition : Dirty! Evils! Sinfuls! We hates it!
Angsty Definition : You can never have enough of it.
Slap Happy Definition : Green stuff that makes love go round! SHWEEE!
Richie Definition : Something that I never have.

RELIGION
Religious Definition : PRAISE GOD/ALLAH/ABRAHAM/ETC.
Angsty Definitions : I can survive without it. I don't need anything, anyplace, anybody.
Slap Happy Definition : Oh yeah! That place I always go with the freaky people and they make me do freaky stuff and... *jibba jabba on and on*
Richie Definition : We sure as hell can do without it nowadays.

LOVE
Religious Definition : My only love is [insert upper deity here].
Angsty Definitions : Love? Psh. Don't need it in my life.
Slap Happy Definitiion : YES! I LOVES LOVE! I LOVES MY SNUGGLY POO BUG!
Richie Definition : A very risky game... with high stakes... and possibly the ultimate prize. But is it worth it?

If you dont like my definitions, don't tell me. It's a waste of time. This just be a way to release frustration.

~mEh~  ¶ 10:08:00 PM