JESUS H.

SNOW.

Why is it that every time North Carolinians see snow, they go absolutely batshit crazy? The wig out. They flip. They freak. They don't understand that you NEED TO DRIVE SLOW ON ICE. Otherwise your car does funny things, and you end up in the median or off the road. And when there is an accident, you don't have to slow down to the speed of 2 miles an hour just to watch the stupid people beat and abuse their car in frustration.

But enough ranting about retarted NC drivers... my day was utterly insane. Got out at 1:30 cause of snow. Much cheering and applause throughought the school.
2:00 - chilling at WELL, call dad, he leaves work
2:30 - still chilling at WELL
4:00 - STILL chilling at WELL
4:30 - WELL closes; WELL geeks flee to the cafeteria; I call dad again, he's moved like 2 inches in the past two hours, because Glenwood is a freakin' sheet of ice
5:30 - walked to Harry's and back with Dante; then chilled outside
6:00 - freezing ass off; go in cafeteria; chill with Shay and Ana and Emmy and Jason
7:00 - pissed off dad walks in cafeteria; start driving home; survey evidence of idiocy (cars skidding and sliding up the wazoo)
7:30 - get home

WOO.

If we have school tomorrow, heads will roll.

~mEh~

EDIT: Count Your Sheep added to teh comics list.

AND SOME MORE STUFF...

Two posts in one! Dastardly!

- Okay, since I'm not in stressful ranting mode, time for some more intelligent conversation... though its true that people DO go batshit crazy over snow in NC, that can have some positive effects... like at school for instance. Today, snow starts, everyone starts whooping and cheering, and the cafeteria is deserted after 2 minutes of snowfall, everyone outside chattering and yelling about the snow. The whole day is flipped upside down. The whole school buzzes with excitement. Rules are thrown out the window. "CD player? Sure, we're getting let out anyway." The whole mood of the day is changed in an instant, with the falling of a single snowflake. In a cheery, mystical sort of way...

AND IT IS AFTER I HARNESS THE POWER OF SNOW THAT I SHALL RULE TEH WOARLD.

Ahem.

- Quote!:

What people don't tell you is that when they are born they really aren't babies. What you get at the beginning is a screaming, flailing shit machine. After a few months they start to turn into something more closely resembling a human being.
- Gabe, Penny Arcade

- DAMN SCHOOLS. CLOSE ALREADY.

~mEh~  ¶ 7:49:00 PM